5 reasons why I don’t like Teenagers- especially the girls
The other time Carhmi & I had an argument, one considered a rather very big one given the consideration that our only fights were always as petty as “you will do the dishes for a whole month if you don’t finish up your ugali young lady” (ugali is a kind of bread made from maize flour & is typical to all Africans) & she hates it with a passion, that she will rather starve even if for a week than eat it.
After the heated fight, I had told her that if she wasn’t happy with me as her mother, then she was free to go out there & find herself a better mother, to which for three days, I was given the “silent treatment” she locked herself up in her room crying her head dry saying that I did not love her.
- Big mouths: Adults don’t understand teenagers- That is always their opening or closing remark. First they say you don’t do a good job as their mother because you went hard on them over a party embargo or put down your foot over eating habits, then when you give them the options to trade you in for a better one, than they accuse you of not loving them enough.
- Wise-asses: They think they are the only ones with the brains & that adults don’t know anything of what the world is made of except just being parents. Any story they tell, they always have to tap you sympathetically on the arm or shoulder, look you in the eyes & say “ oh sorry, I forgot you are too old & don’t understand these things” God, I am only 30!
- Know-allers: So just because they follow Selena Gomez’s lifestyle fervently on the internet, from the colour of her toothbrush to how she dumped or was dumped by her boyfriend, they think then they are smart enough to raise a whole generation of humans.
- Google born -agains: Tell them that watching too much TV is bad for the brains or eyes & they will come up with a 20 page off-the –top-of the head argument on how Google says TV is very good for the boosting of memory & how you are too old to know these things anyway…Google this, Google that, makes you wonder if this Google is paying them salaries for the marketing.
- Cunning little thieves: (read, in a loving way) Anything good belongs with them- she will come to your room wearing such a killer smile & a puppy face, ransack your wardrobe & jewelers box, in the simple name of “I simply want to know if you are feeding me well & if I am almost your size mother” & she will glean your wardrobe clean of every good clothes, shoes & accessories. Normally after a month or so, when she is going to a party or dinner, I go like “hey sweetie, I know those shoes- don’t I?” & she is so fast to walk out of the house giving you that wicked smile of hers & telling you, she is only borrowing them for the occasion & trust me, you never see them shoes again & soon enough, they are forgotten anyway & she has won.






